‘Satire’ Archives
Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed: *Congressman Ballsack deletes Twitter Account *Environmentalists Decry Sun's "Harmful" Emissions *Wiener Lives Up To Name *Obama Incredulous at Jobless Numbers: "Everyone At My Golf Course Is Employed," Says Prez *Shuttle Atlantis Stripped, Parked on NASA's Overgrown Front Lawn *Ramones Rise [...]
Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed: *American South Switches to Rubble-Based Economy *Country Experiences Rash, Hangover After Brief Affair with Charlie Sheen *Former "American Idol" Winner Not Famous Enough to Compete On "Celebrity Rehab" *New Report: That Thing You Thought Was Good For You Actually Deadly Poison *Frustrated [...]
Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed: *Report: Seal Team Took Out Bin Laden with Vicious Beach Ball Attack *Mitch Daniels' Wife Won't Let Him See X-Men, Either *Obama at Least as Irish as He is Hawaiian *Oprah Returns to Tatooine to Resume Control of Vast Smuggling Empire *Treasury Dept. Now Issuing Miley Cyrus Tickets Instead of [...]
Week In Review: Tsunami Edition
Some headlines you may have missed: *Godzilla Not Responsible, but Impressed *Charlie Sheen Shows Japan Who's Boss *American Media Asks: Is There Anything That Can Be Done To Speed Up the Nuclear Meltdown? *Study: Japanese Not Poor Enough to Help, Worry About *Association of American Men Launch "Operation Geisha Rescue" [...]
Week in Review-Tiger Blood Edition
Some headlines you may have missed *Charlie Sheen Claims He's Only High on Life, Speedballs *Association of American Men Grant Sheen "Lifetime Boinker" Award *Sheen Sues Porn Star Girlfriend, Claims He's "Underfucked" *Tickets For Charlie Sheen Funeral Now on Pre-Sale *Sheen Gives Profanity-Laced Interview to [...]
Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed *Objectivist Blames Kant for Bad Burrito *U.S. Warship Evacuates Porn Stars From Charlie Sheen Pool Party *Lost William F. Buckley Novels Same Readership as Published Works *Alcoholic's Anonymous Disbands, Advises Nation to "Hoist a Tall One" *50 Year-Old with Master's Degree Laid off for Lack of [...]
Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed: *Cola War Veterans Demand Monument on National Mall *Green Bay Packers Win Right to Leave Green Bay *Christina Aguilera Botches Lyrics to 'Happy Birthday' *Obama Refuses Bailout Request from Kenyan Half-brother *Freshman Republicans Sworn In, Immediately Hang Bob Marley Poster on GOP Lounge [...]
The Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed: *Tear gas canisters used against Egyptian protestors product of Stark Industries. *Robert Plant's Grandson Refuses to Reunite with Former Junior High Marching Bandmates *Tunisians Riot for More Riot Days *Civilization that Eats With Sticks Somehow Menace to West *Plan to Scratch Ass, Pick Nose [...]
Week in Review
Some headlines you may have missed: *Joker Cast as Catwoman *Bill O'Reilly, Talking Points End Professional Relationship After 11 Years *Chinese Mother Inspires "Barate Your Daughter" Trend Among White Liberals *Cantor and Pelosi Caught Necking in Balcony During State of Union Address *Keith Olberman Departs MSNBC in Burst of Sulfur [...]
