Some Headlines You May Have Missed

*Health Care Summit Agreement: Prostate Exams Suck; Barney Frank dissents

*John Boehner Now Blacker Than Obama

*Scientists Warn: Amy Adams “Adorable” in Leap Year

*Dem Blue Dog Coalition Renames Itself ‘Blue Balls’ Coalition: We haven’t been laid since the 70’s, say legislators

*John Edwards Sweeps ‘Dickies:’ Edges out Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods as “Nation’s Biggest Tool”

*Pelosi Travels To Canada For Operation; I want shitty, universal care, says Speaker

*Association of American Men: Fat Chicks Give Great Handjobs

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*Lady Gaga Shocks Awards Ceremony With Tasteful, Low Key Gown

*Wal-Mart Defeats Al-Qaeda: Bin-Laden Surrenders To ‘Big Savings’

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*Fox News Reveals Secret Of Broadcast Success: Babes, Assholes