If Music Be The Food of Love, Maestro Obama, Play On, by T. Coddington Van Vorhees VII

This unforeseeable turn of events has culminated in the recent coup in Massachusetts, where the House of Kennedy was unceremoniously deposed from its ancestral Senate estate by some ill-bred populist pickup trucker. The better journalistic organs have published soothing reassurances that this latest insult to American birthright was a fluke, having more to do with Mr. Brown’s erotic appeal to the Bay State’s famously nymphomaniacal womenfolk than any significant disagreement with the President’s legislative agenda.

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